Connect on your terms
01Choose which transactions Regretify can turn into jokes, and pause the connection whenever you want.
Spending data, meme engine
Turn impulse buys into internet lore.
Regretify turns questionable transactions into satirical receipt roasts built for your story. Laugh, share, and maybe think twice before the next 2 a.m. latte.
Start free. No fake scarcity, no financial advice, no judgment without a punchline.
Regret receipt #0042
Certificate of Financial Bravery
You chose vibes over vibes-adjacent savings.
What to expect from an early Regretifier
Your call
You decide what connects, what gets roasted, and when to stop.
Zero shame
The joke targets the moment—not your worth or your financial life.
Built to share
Every roast is designed to read fast and land cleanly on stories.
The loop
Purchase. Punchline. Post.
A tiny cycle engineered for maximum group-chat mileage—and just enough self-awareness to make the next purchase interesting.
Get the receipt roast
02A questionable purchase becomes a punchy, satirical receipt while the context is still fresh.
Post the damage
03Export a story-ready card, compare regret scores, and turn spending chaos into the group chat's next bit.
Pick your damage
Free laughs. Deeper regret when you want it.
Early pricing for humans, not procurement departments. Premium features roll out as they are ready.
Free Roast
For occasional acts of financial bravery.
$0/month
- A monthly set of receipt roasts
- Story-ready share cards
- Personal regret score
Regret+
For committed oversharers and competitive friend groups.
$6/month
More monthly roasts
Full roast history
Wrapped-style recaps
Friend-group leaderboards
Fine print, plain English
Before you hand us the receipts.
Your card statement has material
Give your worst purchase a better ending.
Join early access and be first to turn spending chaos into a receipt worth posting.